LOVE NOTE

Found this little gem from yesteryear on my computer while looking for something. Merry Christmas. 


Online dating status updates…


Uh, what?

Uh, what?


Online dating status updates…


You, sir, would be incorrect. 

Please note the duck face.

You, sir, would be incorrect.

Please note the duck face.


The generic cover letter of online dating messages.


This is a thing. Really. I didn’t realize until more than 10 later, but here are some gems.


Not enough room in your heart for me, bro.


Dope tattoo, bro.

Dope tattoo, bro.


Camels, monkey-like things, and elephants. Oh, my.